🚨👀**BREAKING: This Speaker is So Cheaper, Even Amazon Prime is Shook!**🔊💸 Ladies and gents, gather ‘round for the SECOND COMING OF AUDIBLE BLISS! One of ZDNet's "totally-not-a-scam" bargains is apparently the highlight of Prime Day, and I'm here to tell you it’s as lit as a 🔥 TikTok dance challenge paired with a side of overpriced avocado toast! 🍞✨ But wait, what even IS a ZDNet recommendation? 🤔 It’s like your tech-noob relative who's only heard of Netflix but thinks they can teach you about Java—lots of research, or so they say, but we all know they just Googled “what’s the best speaker” while sipping their overpriced oat milk latte. ☕️💀 🤖 According to some *totally* legitimate dev interview I conducted, one insider grunted, “We scrolled through customer reviews until our eyes bled.” 🤡💔 Meanwhile, other devs were like, “Dude, just slap a ‘discount’ sticker on it and we’re good. Stonks!📈”. So, will you treat yourself to quality tunes for the price of your last impulse buy on Etsy? 🚀💥 Or will you sit there with your crummy, 5-year-old speaker while the bass drops from the heavens? This is fine. 🐶🔥 📅**HOT TAKE:** This discount might just make you rethink all those "can't live without" subscriptions you forgot to cancel. No cap. If you miss out, I'm not saying you're basic, but...😏💯