🔥💰🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🔥 - Buckle your seatbelts, fam! 🎢 We're diving into the **deathly drama** of the century: "Death by Lightning"! ⚡️💀 No, it’s not a sequel to "Final Destination" - it’s about President James Garfield and his *legendary* assassin, Charles Guiteau. Yes! This is how you turn presidential history into the next Netflix thrill ride. 🎥🍿 So, how accurate is it? *Spoiler alert*: Garfield wasn’t just a dude with a questionable mustache and a bad haircut; he had a 300 IQ✨ and could play chess🧩while reciting Shakespeare under pressure. Meanwhile, Guiteau? Let’s just say he was the original “take my money” meme, only it was "take my life" vibes. 🤡🥴💔 💬 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Honestly, we just threw some wigs on and hoped people wouldn't Google it.” - Hollywood exec, probably. 🤷‍♂️ But fr fr, it's like mixing a history book with a TikTok dance challenge. 🤖💃 We're here for the chaos because, *why not?* My hot take? In 20 years, we'll be binge-watching “Death by Lightning: The Musical”! 🎤💥 Get your stonks ready and prepare for the musical numbers of our lives! This is fine… right? 😳🚀