"When your fave royals spill tea on social media ruining Gen Z's vibes ☕️📱💀 #NoCap #DeepFriedWisdom"
🎉💔BREAKING NEWS: Prince Harry 🚀 and Meghan Markle just dropped some HEAVY tea on social media’s toxic vibes for us youngsters! 🍵📱💀 Who knew the royal fam could roast social media harder than your aunt at Thanksgiving? 🤡💥 At the third annual Project Health Minds Gala (a.k.a. the event where adults sip prosecco and pretend they’re not scrolling TikTok during dessert 🍰👀), the Duke and Duchess were handed the *Humanitarian of the Year* award for their nonprofit, Archewell! 🙌🏾🎖️ But wait, there's more! They launched the *Parents Network* to save the youth from the digital dumpster fire we call social media. 🔥 To quote an alleged insider at the gala: “Meghan said, ‘If I see one more kid glued to a screen, I might just go full Karen’ 💅💀.” And let’s be real, it’s about time someone spoke up before we ALL become TikTok zombies! 🧟♂️👾 So while Harry sips on that royal tea ☕, just remember: If you’re scrolling instead of living, you're basically a *this is fine* meme in the making. 🐕🔥 Hot take: In 2025, the royal couple will launch a “tech detox” retreat😱🍃. Who's packing their bags? Stonks or cringe? 🌌💅💰
