🚨🚨 ALERT: The Great AirPods Pro 2 Sale of 2025 is STILL HAPPENING!!! 🤯💸💥 Like, seriously, it’s not even a glitch in the Matrix—WE'RE LIVING THE DEAAL DREAM! 🤝✨ For the low, low price of $149 (yes, you read that right, I did not accidentally add an extra digit), you too can become a wireless earbud-wearing wizard! 🧙‍♂️✨ I mean, this is the lowest price we’ve seen since Apple decided they wanted to THRUST our wallets into the sun 🔥🌞. Y’all know they have to pay those premium prices for that *good* noise-cancelling technology—probably developed by elves in a secret iDungeon. 🏰🧝‍♂️ But wait, there's MORE! 🤪🤪 Imagine being that one friend at dinner who’s still rocking the OG AirPods while everyone else is vibing out with Pro 2s. They’ll be like, “Y’all hear that?” And you’ll be there, unbothered, like Drake doing the “NOPE” pose. 😂⬅️ And just imagine this convo going down in the Apple HQ: Developer 1: "Hey, we should drop the price on AirPods Pro 2." Developer 2: "But...why?” Developer 1: "Because we want people to think they’re BALLIN’ on a budget!" 🤡✌️ So what’s the unhinged prediction, you ask? 🤔 I bet Apple will release AirPods Pro 3 by NEXT MONTH at a price of $499, and they’ll be sold out in 5 seconds flat. Just to mess with us. Stonks? Nah, it’s a whole meme economy! 📈🔥💰💔 Grab those buds, fam! 🎧✨ #Air