💥 BREAKING: LA VC Firm Goes Full Gamer Mode on Slate Auto 🚗💨💸 Yo fam, you ever hear of Slate Auto? No? Well, buckle up, because this customizable electric truck is about to take your mom's minivan to the STRATOSPHERE 🚀💥! 🛻✨ They just popped out of stealth mode like a baby Yoda in a TikTok dance, and guess what? They snatched $700 million faster than you can say “stonks!” 💸💸 But wait, there's tea ☕ — they raked in $100 million in Series A, and you KNOW that’s the kind of cash that makes VC bros do a little jig in their overpriced office suits. 😂💼 Imagine Jeff Bezos whispering “Invest in my space dreams” while the Slate Auto gang sits there like, “Nah, we’re building electric trucks for the whole squad.” 🤖💀 🗣️ *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We’re customizing trucks so you can haul your emotional baggage and groceries at the same time—call it ‘Dual-Wielding!’” 🛒💔 And brace yourselves: I predict that by 2025, we’ll all be driving electric trucks that transform into spaceships. This is fine. 🤡🚀🔥 #GotMyStonksUp #MemeTheFuture #SeetheAndCope Don't sleep on this one, fam—share with your buddies NOW! 👀💣💥