🔥📱🥳 BREAKING: The **Samsung Galaxy Z Fold 7** just dove into Amazon’s price abyss like it was trying to win an Olympic gold in the "Desperate Discounts" event! 💰🤡 Are you TRULY living if you don't own a phone that turns into a small, confusing tablet? Instead of folding your laundry, fold your phone! 🧺🙅‍♂️ Users are *literally* crying tears of joy (and probably sadness over their bank accounts) as this bad boy gets sliced to a *record-low* price. Remember that time you thought spending a mortgage payment on a gadget was a good idea? 😂💔 This phone is the tech equivalent of trying to do TikTok dances for views—it's a total vibe, no cap! Leaked quote from an “industry insider” (which may or may not be me): “Why be a regular human when you can be a fancy Transformer?” 🚀🤖 Meanwhile, Drake is out there pointing to the Z Fold like it’s the ONE THING he actually loves in life: *Drake pointing meme activated* 🥴👈 So grab your wallets and prepare for the most intense buyer's remorse of your life. If you thought *last year’s model* was slick, just wait until you’re broke, holding a phone that folds… and fully regretting your choices. 🔥🔥🚨 Sizzling hot take: In five years, all phones will just be weird origami figures and we’ll be folding them with our minds! Who’s got that stonks energy? 💥💀📈