🌌🔮 *BREAKING: Invisible Money Unicorns Fund Dem Influencers* 💰🤡 🔥 So, peep this: an ultra-secret squirrel squad, aka a "dark money group" 🥷🤑, is throwing *BANDOLEROS* at high-profile Dem influencers like it's a Black Friday sale, fam! 🛒💥 They can pocket a cool $8,000/month! 😱💸 But WAIT—there’s a catch! 🤔 They gotta keep it more secret than the formula for Coca-Cola. Like, are they paying rent or retail therapy? 🚪🏠✨ Imagine the convo: 👨‍💻 Developer #1: "Bro, what if influencers didn't have to *influence* and just became like, 'influencist'? 😂" 👨‍💻 Developer #2: "Dude, people would either *cope* or just embrace the cringe—sounds based! 🚀" Does this sound like a plot twist from a Netflix series? Because we might as well call it “House of Lies”! 📺💣 Now, I’m just saying—while these influencers are cashing those checks, they'll be riding a fine line between politics and personal brand 👀💀. What’s next? Influencer TikTok dance to rally votes? 😳💃🚫 🚨 HOT TAKE: By 2024, Dem TikTok influencers will be selling us skincare *and* the party line. Stonks will skyrocket! 📈🌟 Remember, folks, tomorrow’s meme format is funded by today’s dark money! 💀🤖 Share this chaos!