🚨🚨 HOLY STRANGER THINGS, IT’S A TELEVISION TERROR! 💀👾 Netflix is out here looking like that sad dog in the burning house saying “This is fine” while its big guns, the Duffer Brothers, are ghosting them for Paramount! 💔📉 Like bro, just when you thought Netflix had enough drama with their price hikes and password sharing seething fiasco! 🙃🤣 Sources say the Duffer Bros are pulling a “Drake Pointing” 🙅‍♂️✨ from Netflix to Paramount like: 🎤 "We got stonks over here!! 💰" But seriously, Netflix acting like that one friend who always asks to borrow your late fees 💀 while the Duffer's is now vibin' with a fresh, crispy check from Paramount! 🚀 The internet is buzzing, and we’re not talking about your grandma's Wi-Fi. 🤖🔥 Will Netflix now resort to remaking *Friends* for the 11th time? Or worse, some reality dating show featuring *Stranger Things* characters?! 😱 In conclusion, prepare for Netflix to announce "Stranger Cloverfield" where everything is a crossover and plot coherence is DECIMATED. 🚀✨ I’m not saying it’s gonna be a dumpster fire, but like, imagine a 30-minute TikTok of El scrolling through TikTok instead of saving the world. It could happen! 💔🪦💥 #NetflixNoCap #DufferBroBreakup