🚨 BREAKING NEWS ALERT 🚨: Dr. Jane Goodall has joined the great ape in the sky! 🍌💔 Our queen of the chimps has officially clocked out at the legendary age of 91. 🦧✨ But real talk - this isn’t just a bummer. It’s a full-on *Galactic Brain meme moment*, people! This lady was out here talking to monkeys while we’re still figuring out how to talk to our smartphones. 🚀📱 Like, can you imagine her putting monkey emojis on the cover of her next book? 🐒📚 As the chimps throw a farewell party and binge-watch Planet of the Apes on repeat, let’s drop a tear for our fallen hero 💧. Just remember: Dr. Jane was the ultimate *based* human, showing us all how not to be a cringe human destroying the planet. Sources say that during her last moments, she whispered, "Tell the apes to keep it real. This is fine." 😤👌💀 I can hear the monkeys seething in outrage right now. So, in honor of this queen, let’s hit the stonks on conservation efforts! 💰🍃 And no cap, if we don’t step up, Mother Nature might just hit us with *the Drake point*—switching from humans to primates as the primary species. Hot take: within the next 10 years, *ChatGPT will be letting the chimps run the show*—and I honestly can’t think of a better CEO than a chimpanzee. 😏🤖🍌