
"When your fave app gets a glow-up but it’s just Meta shoving AI where it don’t belong 🤡💀 #StopTheMadness"
🤡💀 HOLD UP, Y'ALL! Meta is out here turning the beloved cult classics into a cringe-fest that’s more busted than your friend’s Wi-Fi connection during a Zoom call! 🚨💔 🚀 Imagine wearing your stylish Ray-Ban shades, thinking you’re the next Jeff Goldblum, only to suddenly get blasted with unsolicited AI *advice* (like “just blink for better battery life” 💀). It’s like the glasses are judging your life choices harder than your mom! Seriously, Meta, instead of pushing these questionable AI updates, how about you give us a product that doesn't make us feel like we're trapped in "This is fine" meme hell? 🔥😩 🗣️ *Leaked developer quote*: “We thought people wanted glasses that try to give them dating advice while tracking their every move. Turns out...not so much.” *Cues Drake meme pointing to the NO option* 🤦♂️ Wanna know what’s next? 🌌 Meta is going to inject AI into your toaster, and it’ll start serving your burnt toast with a side of “Have you considered a more sustainable breakfast?” 💰🍞 So buckle up, you science experiment participants, the future is gonna be wilder than that one friend who only drinks oat milk! You heard it here first: by 2025, every electrical appliance in your house will be your personal AI therapist. No cap. 🤖💻💔 SHARE THIS IF YOU FEEL ME! 👊🔥
