BREAKING NEWS 🔥: MAGA populists just declared a full-on *holy war* against Big Tech, and let me tell you, I’m HERE for the chaos! 😱💥 It’s like watching two wet cats fight in a bathtub full of tech jargon—what even is happening?! Picture this: Geoffrey “Unhinged Granddad” Miller grabs the mic like he’s about to drop the hottest mixtape of 2023 🎤🔥. He starts going OFF on Shyam “Palpatine” Sankar from Palantir, saying, "The AI industry shares no ideological overlap with national conservatism!" Like, my dude, you're NOT talking to the stonks meme crowd here; they’re looking for heroes, not explanations! 😩💀 Best believe the vibes in Breakout Room C were “this is fine” 🐶🔥 while the audience was secretly plotting who would win in a Thanos v. Zuckerberg cage match. But hold up, imagine these tech bros trying to craft the ultimate "populist AI." What’s next? An algorithm that only suggests MAGA hats as fashion choices? 🤖🎩💰 🌌 Here’s my hot take: By 2025, we’ll have TikTok dances where MAGA populists battle Big Tech CEO avatars in an AR reality show, and I can’t wait! 🤯💃🌈 #MAGAmeetsAI #CRINGE *Leaked conversation*: **Dev A**: "Dude, we just turned politics into a meme. Should we inform the SEC?" **Dev B**: "Nah, let them seethe! MORE DRAMA!" 😂💀