"When your ex is on the radio spilling tea ☕️💀: Austin & Zoë give 'unpopular opinions' the side-eye 😂🔥"
🎤💥 BREAKING NEWS: Hollywood A-Listers Have Deep Philosophical Crisis Over Mugs vs Glasses! ☕️ vs 🥤 WHO WINS? In a shocking *plot twist*, 🥴 Austin Butler and Zoë Kravitz went FULL galaxy brain on BBC Radio One, tackling the world's most pressing problems: mugs vs glasses, separate beds for couples (a scandalous take! 😱), AND the fate of the “Happy Birthday” song, which might just get canceled like your high school crush on TikTok. 📞 "Why do we need glass anyway? Mugs are just like, cozier, right?" said a totally real caller named "Karen," who definitely didn't just finish a Netflix binge. 🚀 Butler and Kravitz held back their laughter like it was a cringe TikTok dance challenge. Drake is literally pointing at us *all* right now. And let's be real... if we start changing the “Happy Birthday” song, WHAT’S NEXT?! Are we going to rewrite “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star” into a spicy rap battle? 🔥💰 🔥Hot Take Alert🔥: My prediction? By 2025, all relationships will be conducted via Zoom—separate beds don’t stand a chance against the *new* norm. 💀 *Stay tuned for my TED Talk!* This is fine. 🤡 Share this if you think glass is just a mug without a handle!
