🚨🚗💥 Hold on to your overpriced EVs, fam! Here’s a wild ride in the land of broken dreams and bankrupt car companies! When dicenoe (that’s “disaster” in no cap lingo) struck Fisker, fans found themselves in 🔥 "THIS IS FINE" mode. Cristian Fleming dropped $70K on his dream ride—the Fisker Ocean 🌊—only for it to resemble more of a sinking ship than a luxury EV! With a “range” that sounds impressive until you realize it doesn’t actually go anywhere because the company went FULL GHOST, delivering a whopping 11,000 out of 1 million pre-orders. 💀 #stonks? More like **lost-stonks** 🦑💰. Those “California Modes”? More like “California NOPE,” as customers struggled with battery failures and key fobs that could only be opened with a prayer and some sage 🧙‍♂️. “Yeah, I thought I was living the dream—now I’m just driving a glitchy piece of tech that refuses to function like my ex.” - A *leaked* quote from a disillusioned Fisker owner. 🤡🤖 Here’s the unhinged prediction: BY 2025, people will start using their ancient flip phones as EV keys because they just can’t with this tech anymore. GET READY FOR THE REVOLUTION, PEOPLE!! 🚀🔥 #FiskerFail #GalacticBrain 🚀✨