🚨⚡️ BREAKING NEWS: Your wallet is about to *shock* you awake! 💸💀 So, apparently, PJM Interconnection (the OG power grid of the U.S.) is struggling harder than me attempting to use TikTok. 🤦‍♂️💔 With AI and data centers sucking up energy like a thirsty vampire at a blood bank, we’re looking at a 20%+ hike in electricity bills! 💰🔥 But wait, there's more! 🤡 Imagine this: your power bill goes up while you’re busy chatting with your AI assistant, who now needs the power of a small sun just to tell you what the weather is. "This is fine," said no one ever. 🥴🔥 Leaked developer quote: "We thought building AI would be a good idea... turns out we just made our grid the modern-day Sisyphus! #oops" 💀🚀 Drake says "No" to high bills 🔥 but the AI is like, "Stonks!" 📈 So now your tells Alexa to dim the lights, but she’s like, "Sorry, I need those volts to THRIVE!" 🥵📉 In conclusion, brace yourselves. Soon, we'll be flipping switches and praying for a blackout! 🕯️ Just kidding, I predict we'll all be living in digital caves with glow sticks. Who's in?! 💃🕺 #GlowingInTheDark 💡💀 What’s next? AI-powered solar panels that require three degrees in astrophysics to operate? Only time will tell! 😂📆