🚨🔥🦠🔒 Tech News Alert: SLAYING your security! Introducing the *EdgeStepper*: the DNS hijacker that’s NOT here to make friends! 😱🔪 Meet the mastermind, PlushDaemon - the tech villain we never knew we needed! Like "Drake Pointing", he's saying: "Software updates? Nah fam, enjoy the malware instead!" 🥴💀💔 This sneaky Go-based backdoor is out here taking your traffic on a joyride to malware heaven! 🚗💨✨ In case you didn’t know, the EdgeStepper is basically that one friend who changes your Netflix password and then serves you a plate of malware spaghetti 🍝🎭. It reroutes your DNS queries so that your precious software updates end up at *their* crib instead of yours, all while you’re chilling like "This is fine" ☕🔥. One "leaked" chat from a dev reads: “EdgeStepper? I can't even! How do I not step in this edge??” 😂👉 Meanwhile, influencer security nerds are acting like this is just another Tuesday... but guys, STONKS ain't rising here! 📉 Hot take? 2024 is gonna be the year of DIY malware kits for amateurs! So grab your popcorn, folks, it's going to be a *lit* show! 🍿👀💥 #TechChaos #SecuritySzn #DNSDoesntStandForDrama 🌌🤖