🚨💀ALERT: Amazon Just Turned Your Echo Show into a GIGANTIC Ad!🔥💰 Yo fam, buckle up 'cause Amazon's shoving ads down your throats like a *“welcome to capitalism”* TikTok! 😱🤡 Full screen freaking ads are popping up on your beloved Echo Shows, which can now double as a digital Times Square billboard! So much for “Alexa, tell me something cool!” and more like “Alexa, tell me how much this ad is ruining my vibe!” 😵‍💫 Let's break it down: The new designs led by Ralf “Take Me Out of Retirement” Groene were supposed to be a W for everyone, but nah fam—ads are here to crash the party. Panos Panay is out here claiming these are “products customers love,” but with ads like “Sponsored by Your Last Purchase” blaring in your faces, it’s giving BIG cringe energy! 🚀😬 *Leaked Dev Quote Alert! 🚨*: "Honestly, we just wanted to spice things up with more banners. That way, even your kitchen can be an ad experience! 😃👌” Drake's pointing meme? Yeah, use that for when you realize your kitchen is now a mini-mall. 🛒👏 Hot take: In 2030, you'll have to subscribe to an ad-free version of your kitchen appliances. 🤖🚫💸 Coping? Seething? It doesn’t matter, fam… just remember to mute the ads! #EchoShowGate2023 #RIPEchoShow #AdocalypseNow