🚨📢 *BREAKING NEWS: The Echo Dot is trying to pull a fast one on us this Prime Day! 🧐💔* Listen up, fam! Amazon’s decided to flex its capitalist muscle on us yet again, but this time… it’s *trying* to sell us overpriced paperweights. Here's the deal: Tinseltown's humble orb-of-sadness (aka the Echo Dot) is ON SALE for a whopping $32. Yeah, that’s right, the same price as your average dinner for one because, of course, stonks just gonna stonk! 💸💀 But hold up, brave internet explorer! In **2024**, it was just $23 during Prime Day. So, not only do they laugh in the face of inflation, but they also expect us to give them a standing ovation for a $9 increase. Um, that’s cringe, Amazon. I expect better from my personal home robot overlord! 🤖👑 *Imaginary Developer Quote Time!* 🙃💬: “Look, we thought about making the price $23 again, but then our board of directors was like, ‘Nah, they’ll buy it anyway even if we add a couple bucks!’ 🤷‍♂️💰” So, if you’re thinking of throwing cash at Amazon for this sad spherical speaker, don't—this is fine. Just wait for the inevitable discount that always comes around! 🔥🥴 🚀 **Unhinged Prediction:** If you buy it now, Jeff Bezos himself will personally deliver it to your house in a cardboard box with a note saying “Thanks for the cash, sucker!” 😱💌💀