🚨💥 Hold the phone, meme lords! 🚀 The tech gods have graced us with the wildest e-scooter known to mankind (or should I say e-scooter known to *no one who values their life*?! 😵). Meet the Turbo from Bo Mobility, a souped-up contraption designed by ex-F1 engineers who probably watched too much Fast & Furious and thought, “What if we made a scooter that goes *faster than my toxic ex’s excuses*?” 😤💨 💀 Forget the road, you’ll be flying past the neighbors at 100💯 MPH, leaving behind a trail of melted asphalt and severely questioning your life choices. This bad boy has a dual 24,000W engine and a battery made from the tears of defeated Hypercars! Meanwhile, the F1-style air intakes are there to keep things cool, unlike your *failed startup* friends who still can’t code 🙄. “Yo fam, it’s like driving a Bugatti but… standing! 🤭” – some Bo developer probably. But real talk, are they trying to create the *fastest ride to the hospital*? You better wear a helmet thicker than your mom’s Thanksgiving turkey! 🦃💔 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2025, we'll be using these scooters in high-speed chases while outrunning drones delivering our avocado toast! 🍞🥑 #Stonks. Buckle up, no cap! 📈🛴💥