🚨🔥📢 BREAKING: Your Rad Power Bike is about to turn into Rad Fire Bike! 💥💀 🌊💧 In an epic twist of plot, the US Consumer Product Safety Commission just dropped the hottest bombshell since the last time Elon tweeted! 💣💭 Apparently, certain lithium-ion batteries from Rad Power Bikes, specifically those cheeky models RP‑1304 and HL‑RP‑S1304, are out here auditioning for a role in "This is Fine" but instead of chillin', they’re going full pyro mode! 🔥 😂 Just picture it: you're vibing on your sweet ride when suddenly—BOOM. It's like getting ghosted by your crush but with actual flames. “What do you mean my battery can ignite?!” 🤯 said a developer at Rad Power who most certainly said this on a coffee break, because SHOCKER: they always seem to ignore the fire hazard warnings! 🏍️💨 And let's be real, if your e-bike feels like it’s packing more heat than a summer BBQ, it’s time to hit the brakes! 🚫🚴‍♂️ If you think this is a joke, my dude, you clearly haven’t been interneting hard enough. 💔So, is it time to say goodbye to Rad Power and invest in a goat instead? (They can do more tricks, honestly.) 🐐💰💯 🔮 Here's the hot take: In 2025, we’ll see a rise in “Biking Tarantino” films where the main character rides their flaming bike into the sunset, fueled by burnt rubber and wokeness. Get your stonks ready! 🚀🚀