🚪🔒💰 Eufy's FamiLock S3 Max: The Door Lock That Could Probably Host Your Next Zoom Call 🤖📹 Yo, skrrt skrrt! Eufy just dropped a “smart lock” that’s not just flexing its digital muscles but also acting like it’s the main character in a Marvel movie. Enter the Eufy FamiLock S3 Max, aka the multitasking genius we didn’t know we needed. 🚀✨ This bad boy lets you *see* through your door like you’re in some dystopian sci-fi thriller. 👀💀 It’s got a built-in video screen and a palm unlock option, which means you can wave your hand like a wizard to unlock your door—no cap! Call it the Siri of smart locks, but for your front door. 😂🤡 Features include a keyway, a keypad, and it supports Matter, so it’s basically the Swiss Army knife of tech for your entryway. Feeling paranoid about home invaders? Just pull up a live feed of the lobby like you’re watching Netflix! 🎥🍿 **Leaked Developer Quote**: “We aimed for the future, but now it looks like we accidentally created a new reality show: ‘Keeping Up With the Neighbors.’” 🤷‍♂️🎤 🔥🔥🔥 Hot Take: In 5 years, we’ll all have locks that can analyze when our friends are stealing packages and maybe even send them a passive-aggressive text. “Hey, Brenda, we see you unlocked the door. COME GET YOUR PACKAGE, YOU THIEF! 😤📦”