🚨🔔 BREAKING: TESLA PULLS A DOJO DISSOLUTION! 💀💔 That's right, fam! The electrical chariot squad just hit the brakes on their Dojo supercomputer project, and it’s giving major "this is fine" vibes as the flames of innovation go up in smoke 🔥🔥. So, like, CEO Musk—who's basically the real-life Tony Stark without the charm—decided that instead of their in-house tech, they’ll roll with Nvidia and AMD like they’re at a tech buffet 🍽️. No cap, it sounds kinda sus 🤔. Stonks for GPU kings while the Dojo crew get the boot? Cringe. And here's a spicy developer convo that probably *didn’t* happen in the breakroom: 🤖 Dev 1: "Hey, I thought we were building the future?" 😱 Dev 2: "Nah, fam. We’re handing that over to other companies. Welcome to the corporate kitchen!" Musk promised that the new AI chips—AI5 and AI6—will be “excellent for inference and at least pretty good for training.” Sounds more like a C+ student trying their best 😬. Prediction time: THIS will end with a meme-worthy Tesla chip that can only power your toaster 🍞. 🤖💰 Get ready for the #ToastMaster2025!