🚨🐶💻 HOLD UP, TECH GEEKS! This is NOT a drill! 🐶💻🚨 We’ve got ourselves a new cyber villain, and his name is *Detour Dog* 🐕, and yes, I am borking with excitement! This pup ain’t fetching bones; he’s running a DNS-powered malware factory that’s giving *Strela Stealer* a VIP pass to your personal data! 🔥💰 🔥✨ According to the wise sages at Infoblox (aka the DNS detectives), they’ve been sniffing out this cyber pup since *August 2023* 🤔. I mean, I’m just trying to figure out how it only took them THIS long to realize that the doggo knows how to build a backdoor called *StarFish*. 🦑 Talk about a *stellar* dog situation! But let’s be real, fam: if you’re using a backdoor named *StarFish*, you might as well slap on a giant “HACK ME!” sticker, like that awkward Drake meme (you know the one). 🤦‍♂️💀 “Bro, I thought we were just coding. Next thing I know, we’re running a malware bakery!” - said maybe a dev who clearly was having a rough day! 😂 But here’s the spicy hot take: 🚀💥 If Detour Dog keeps this up, he might just earn a Netflix documentary titled “Catching Canine Cyber-crime,” where each episode is a cringe fest of ridiculous malware names! So keep your firewalls up and your pup on a leash, or you might just end up in the next viral meme: "This is fine!" while your data gets STOLEN! 🤡💀🔥 #DoggoMalware #CyberChaos