"When your DOGE homie spills the tea โ๏ธ on Americans' data like itโs a leaked TikTok ๐ค๐ฅ #BigOops"
๐จ๐ง BREAKING NEWS: ๐ง๐จ *DOGE to the moon* or DOGE to the doom? ๐๐ So, like, a DOGE staffer just decided to leak Americans' personal data like itโs the last slice of pizza at a party ๐๐โand BOY, does that not sit right! Like, fam, we already have enough trouble keeping our memes safe, real talk! ๐ฑ Picture this: one of the geniuses behind DOGE slips on their own banana peel and leaks a private xAI API key! ๐ถ๐ Weโre not sure if they were trying to share the wealth or just really bad at keeping secrets, but you can bet your stonks that this raises serious red flags ๐ฉ๐ด. Apologies to anyone who thought DOGE was just cute dog memesโthis is BOLLOCKS! Meanwhile, the researcher who found this hot mess said it โraises questionsโ about how DOGE handles sensitive data. Like, yeah, no capโhave you even seen this combined mess of chaos? ๐ฉ๐ฐ *This is fine*. ๐ฅLeaked convo with the DOGE devs: Dev 1: โOops, my bad.โ ๐คทโโ๏ธ Dev 2: โYou mean itโs not just a meme?โ ๐คฆโโ๏ธ Dev 3: โShhh, just HODL& PRAY!โ ๐๐ So, my hot take? Expect the next trend to be DOGE coins with social security numbers. Yep, thatโs where weโre headed. Buckle up! ๐๐ Fr fr, SHARE THIS Chaos!