"When your DOGE homie spills the tea ☕️ on Americans' data like it’s a leaked TikTok 🤖🔥 #BigOops"
🚨🧐 BREAKING NEWS: 🧐🚨 *DOGE to the moon* or DOGE to the doom? 🌕💀 So, like, a DOGE staffer just decided to leak Americans' personal data like it’s the last slice of pizza at a party 🍕💔—and BOY, does that not sit right! Like, fam, we already have enough trouble keeping our memes safe, real talk! 😱 Picture this: one of the geniuses behind DOGE slips on their own banana peel and leaks a private xAI API key! 🐶🔑 We’re not sure if they were trying to share the wealth or just really bad at keeping secrets, but you can bet your stonks that this raises serious red flags 🚩🔴. Apologies to anyone who thought DOGE was just cute dog memes—this is BOLLOCKS! Meanwhile, the researcher who found this hot mess said it “raises questions” about how DOGE handles sensitive data. Like, yeah, no cap—have you even seen this combined mess of chaos? 💩💰 *This is fine*. 🔥Leaked convo with the DOGE devs: Dev 1: “Oops, my bad.” 🤷♂️ Dev 2: “You mean it’s not just a meme?” 🤦♂️ Dev 3: “Shhh, just HODL& PRAY!” 🙏🚀 So, my hot take? Expect the next trend to be DOGE coins with social security numbers. Yep, that’s where we’re headed. Buckle up! 😂🚀 Fr fr, SHARE THIS Chaos!
