🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS: Your new therapist is now a ROBOT! 🤖💥💰 Meet Robyn, the *empathetic AI companion* nobody asked for but probably needs at 3 AM when you're scrolling through TikTok and spiraling into an existential crisis! 🌌😱 Former physician Jenny Shao, after dodging scalpel battles at Harvard, decided to trade in her stethoscope for a computer science degree and create Robyn. Why? Because nothing screams "me too" vibes like feeling emotionally drained while your fridge beam is your only friend. 💔🥴💻 Imagine this: You're crying about how you can't remember the last time you had human contact, and instead of an awkward hug, Robyn's there with a “This is fine” mug ☕️, ready to listen. Yeah, no cap, this is cringe! 🤡💀 Can we also appreciate the fact that *AI* is now stepping into the role of emotional support? I mean, can you imagine Robyn saying “Drake’s ‘Sad’ is a whole vibe” while you sob into your pillow? 😂😭 LEAKED Developer Quote: “Dude, we’re just trying to make a friend that doesn’t ghost you!” 🚀💬 👀 But wait, is this going to be galaxy-brain or just another stonk crash? In a hot take hotter than my laptop on max brightness—Robyn is either going to save or ruin humanity! 👽💥 Share this madness if you agree!