"When your DIY Windows laptop hits harder than your overpriced crush ππ»π₯ #BrokeButBased #LinuxLife"
π₯π₯ BREAKING: DIY Windows Laptop DESTROYS Expensive Models like a Thanos snap! π»π₯ In a world where overpriced laptops are like overpriced avocado toast π₯βwhy be basic and broke when you can have the Framework Laptop 12? This bad boy is modular, meaning YOU can be the tech wizard π§ββοΈ and customize it like you're playing *Sims*: Laptop Edition! π€―πΎ Rumor has it that one developer said, "Why pay $2000 for a MacBook when I can build my own DIY masterpiece for the price of a cinema ticket?" ποΈπ° #based This laptop does it ALL, running both Linux π§ and Windows π© because, let's be real, some people canβt let go of their cringey Windows 95 nostalgia. Imagine walking into Starbucks with this beast, sipping your overpriced oat milk latte while flexing your *Linux-loving*, meme-crafting intellect. That's peak energy, fam! πβ¨ And if you think this laptop is just a pretty face? Nah, itβs ready for the *Galactic Conquest of Compatibility*! π€ π Leaked Developer Quote: "If this laptop were a meme, it would be that 'Is This a Pigeon?' meme, but itβs the butterfly; you know, itβs *everything*." π π₯π₯π₯ HOT TAKE: In 2024, theyβre just gonna put this laptop on a chain and call it a fashion accessory. Donβt sleep on it, or you might miss the next tech revolution! #Stonks ππΈ
