🚨🤖BREAKING: Your Robot Overlord Has Arrived! 🤖🚨 Hold onto your burritos, fam! 🌯💥 DoorDash is dropping its latest *"delivery robot"* (because sending humans to do a job is sooo last year 🤡💀). Meet your new bestie: the DoorDash droid. Spoiler: it can’t eat your fries, but pew pew, it’s bringing your pizza in style! 🍕👾 *Imagine this: you’re on the couch, scrolling TikTok while the robot is outside, doing the robot dance like it’s at a rave 🔥💃. Meanwhile, it's out here stacking those stonks 💰 while you're just trying to live your best life, but it HONKS as a reminder that the future is NOW.* *This is fine* 😂 We asked a "leaked" developer about it. “We just wanted to avoid talking to people. Robots have less drama than that one barista who keeps forgetting your name! 🙈🚫” #Cringe But wait—as we march toward our dystopian future with robots taking our jobs, bet they’ll still get stuck on a curbway while trying to avoid your dog. 🤦‍♂️🐕 #GlitchinAndDitchin 🔥 HOT TAKE: Eventually, they’re just gonna start delivering LIFE ADVICE along with pizza! Next up: “Your emotional support robot has arrived—please tip generously!” 🤖❤️ So buckle up, because it’s just a short ride to Skynet, fam! 🚀