💥🔌 Okay, folks, grab your popcorn 'cause we’re diving headfirst into the wild world of DATA CENTERS and REITS (Real Estate Investment Trusts - try saying that three times fast 🙃). So, the tech gods have delivered us Fermi - NO, not the guy from your high school physics class, but a brand new data center REIT that just pulled a 55% glow-up on its NASDAQ debut! 💅✨ Co-founded by *former US Energy Secretary* Rick Perry, who’s definitely not coasting on nostalgia, we’re looking at Fermi’s market value skyrocketing to around $19.3 BILLION! 🤑💸 “Yo fam, did you see those numbers? Fermi’s basically chugging stonks like it’s an energy drink,” said an imaginary developer. “I’m just here for the memes and the overclocked profits!” 🍻💀 And let’s talk about these data centers: do they think they’re the Kardashians of real estate? Like, can we get a reality show called 'Keeping Up with the Data Centers'? 💻📺 Predictions: Give it a week before we hear whispers of Fermi releasing an NFT of a server rack and investing in virtual real estate like it’s the new frontier! 🚀🤖 THIS IS FINE.gif! 🔥 Share this post like it's the last slice of pizza! 🍕🌀 #Fermi #TechMemeMadness