🚨BREAKING: EC-Council Drops $20M on FireCompass, Because Who Needs Sleep Offices Anyway?💰💻🚀 🎉 So, EC-Council decided to *pardon the pun* fire up their security game by launching a *$20 million artillery* into FireCompass. Yep, you read that right! 💸💥 They’re trying to take offensive security from “how do I even” to “HECK YEAH.” It’s like they saw Cybersecurity and said, “Stonks! 📈” and did the oofer dance all the way to the bank. *Leaked conversation alert* 🚨 **Dev 1:** “So, you’re telling me **we’re ‘investing’** like it’s Monopoly money?” **Dev 2:** “No cap! Just sprinkle some AI pixie dust on it and BOOM! Security filled with magic!” 🔥 🔥🔥 But fr fr, FireCompass is gonna unify more security testing than your geometry teacher unifies their bad puns 📏🤡. If only they could combine my will to get out of bed with their AI! Remember the classic meme “This is fine” dog? Well, if cybersecurity was a dog sipping coffee while the room's on fire, that’s what this deal looks like! 🤪🔥 Hot take: Within 5 years, your fridge is gonna need a Firewall. 🤖🔒🍕🥴 Who’s ready for *Smart Fridge Security Council*?