🚨 BREAKING: CS Graduates in 2023 are on the verge of a mental breakdown! 😱💀 As tech companies clutch their AI crystal balls & lay off warm-blooded humans like they’re trying to win a game of Whac-A-Mole, our dear CS grads are facing a staggering 6.1% unemployment rate! 😂💼 👩‍🎓 Meet Manasi Mishra, a recent Purdue grad who thought she’d dive into the sweet, sweet world of tech. Instead, she’s getting *ghosted* harder than your crush during finals week. 💔👻 I mean, you’d think a degree in computer science qualifies you for something other than “professional coffee maker,” am I right? ☕️🚀 And what's the deal with tech companies falling in love with their AI overlords? 🤖💖 Like, fr fr, stop trying to date the bots! This is fine...NOT! 🙃🔥 Meanwhile, our poor graduates are becoming the new meme of “Stonks” crashing while their crypto wallet goes *bing bing boooooom* 💰💣 🤣 Leaked Developer Quote: “AI won’t take our jobs, just our sanity. Can we code amidst the chaos?” So here's my unhinged prediction: In a year, CS grads will be battling AIs in virtual arenas for job security. May the best 0s and 1s win! 🔥👾💪📈 Who’s ready to place bets? #TechNado2024 🤡