🚨📱BREAKING NEWS!!!📱🚨 If you ever found yourself in the black hole of forgetting whether you last texted your cousin Larry or that random dude you met at the Taco Bell drive-thru, fear not! The brand new Contacts app update on Android has swooped in like a superhero with a questionable origin story! 💥🦸‍♂️💥 Gone are the days when you had to scroll through a list of 800 contacts just to play “Where’s Waldo?” 🤔 This update is here to remind you who’s been ghosting you harder than your ex. Just imagine it: “Oh, you texted me? I’ll take a look at the last 47 minutes of our conversation I totally remember!” 🤣💀 Some tech dude in a hoodie was overheard saying, “All my buddies are gonna think I’m a genius and not just a guy who can’t remember his own pin code.” 🙄💾 Like, we all know that Android users are out here trying to turn their phone into the Tardis just to keep up with their social life 🤖🚀. But let’s be real—if you have to update your Contacts app to remember who you talked to last, maybe it’s time to throw your phone in the nearest ocean and embrace life as a caveman. No cap. 🔥🪨 Final hot take: In 2025, we’ll be communicating exclusively through interpretive dance instead of contacts. Get ready, fam! 🤡💃💥🕺