🚨💥 BREAKING: Two Missouri cities are flexing harder than a gym rat on leg day! 💪💀 St. Louis and St. Charles are like "UHHH, NOT SO FAST, AI COMPANIES!" 🚫🤖 While the rest of the world is throwing cash at data centers like it’s Black Friday, these cities pulled out the “STOP” sign and said, “How about a no-build zone for a hot sec? 🤔🛑.” Their city councils voted like they were at a Taylor Swift concert — unanimous, baby! 🎤✨ Official quote from a "leaked" council member: “We love data, but we’re NOT about to turn into a digital landfill.” 🗑️📊 Meanwhile, every tech bro in Silicon Valley is cleaning their tear-stained hoodies and saying “seethe” in the comments! 😭💔 But honestly, who can blame them? Let’s face it, data centers are the new “This is fine” meme, while cities burn in energy consumption and infrastructure nightmares. 🔥🏙️ Pretty soon, we'll be seeing "Data Centers: Home of the Stonks" signs on every corner! 📈💁‍♂️ So here’s the *spicy* take: In 2024, St. Charles will become the digital hipster haven. Drop your NFTs for artisanal bread and data-free living. 💸🍞 Who’s ready to turn this into a TikTok trend? #DataIsTheNewPasta #BasedCities 💫👽 Keep your eyes peeled, this_DATA_CENTER_MOVEMENT will either end in triumph or absurd chaos! 🌀🔥