🎉🚀 *BREAKING NEWS: 40 Years of GEEKS and NERD CULTURE!* 🚀🎉 In honor of the ancient relic that is the Nintendo Entertainment System (I mean, fr fr, it’s basically a granddad in gaming 🧙‍♂️), 8BitDo just threw us a bone with their NES40 collection! Like, can you believe it’s been 40 years since we were all glued to our screens yelling at the TV like our lives depended on it? 👾💀 So what’s in the cringy chachki bag, you ask? An *Ultimate 2 controller* that basically says, "Hey, remember when you played Duck Hunt instead of actually going outside?" *And how about that* NES Retro Receiver? What is this, 1999? 😂 *Gamer Dad voice* “Back in my day, we plugged in the console and got to work!” 🤦‍♂️ But they didn’t stop there, NOPE! They slapped a *Retro Cube 2 speaker* and a $500 *Retro 68 Keyboard* on us too! This keyboard better grant you the power of the gods to justify that price tag, 🚀 like how you can type "STONKS!" and summon wealth from the internet 🤑💰 (although real talk, all it does is keep you broke af). And here comes the cherry on top of this sundae of nostalgia: a *robot keychain*! Y’all better believe I’m losing sleep over that one. 🤖✨ 🎤 Okay, hot take time: I predict they’ll come out with an “NES Buffet” where a dinner plate *literally* serves blue shells and power-ups next. 🍔🍕 In this economy? 👀 #BasedOrCringe? 😹🔥