🚨🎉 BIG BRAIN ALERT! 🚨💥 Tech companies are out here flexing their AI muscle like it’s the gym on arm day, but guess what? Their mental health chatbots are on a one-way trip to *Cringe City* 🚫😩! So, Georgia Wells from the Wall Street Journal dropped the tea 🫖 with a study that literally reads like the AI version of “This is Fine” 😂🔥. Turns out, when it comes to spotting mental health issues, our AI buddies - ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, and Meta AI - are playing the world’s saddest game of "Guess Who?" 🤷‍♂️💔. Yup, they just handed out some generic advice and shrugged like, “Hope this helps, fam!” 🙄 Imagine asking AI for help and getting *“Have you tried, like, breathing?”* 💨💀. According to leaked developer quotes (or maybe just my wild imagination), one coder is like, “Dude, we thought AI was too woke for this, turns out it’s just taking naps.” 💤 So, here’s my wild prediction: In 2024, we’ll have AIs that can spot your anxiety like a hawk on a buffet 🤖🦅. Until then, keep your mental health chats IRL, folks! #Stonks 🚀📈