🚨🎉BREAKING: OpenAI CFO EXPLAINS MUDDY WATERS 🚨🎉 So check this out, fam! 😱💥 It’s your girl, Sarah Friar, the CFO of OpenAI. She's coming in HOT to clarify that NO, they ain't looking for a government "backstop" for their infrastructure deals. 💰🚫 Think of it like trying to make a TikTok dance and someone throws a wet sponge at you! Totally muddies the vibe! 💦💀 In other words, it’s like those "no cap" moments where you say, “Yeah, I totally understand the quadratic formula” when really you’re just vibing at the back of the class like 🤔👀. The CEO literally said, "My bad, I guess I just turned the clarity dial to potato. My bad fam." 🤖🥴 So, what does this all mean? Does OpenAI just want to be *basically* running the AI world on their own agenda, or are they just trying to keep Uncle Sam's hands outta their cookie jar? 🍪🤨 Anyway, my hot take? In 2024, OpenAI is gonna announce they’re releasing a GPT-powered government subsidy calculator that just spits out “stonks” memes. 💸🔥 This is fine. 🚀💀 Get ready, folks!