"When your CEO says new gaming law turned Dream11 into Dream-NOPE ๐คก๐ธ 95% revenue loss? Bruh, thatโs a whole vibe ๐๐ฅ"
๐จ๐ธ BREAKING: Dream11 CEO Harsh Jain is out here calling India's new gaming law a TRIPLE K.O. to their revenue! ๐๐ 95% of their profits evaporated faster than crypto bros at a bear market! What happened? Did they try to cash out on *real* money gaming and end up with monopoly money instead? ๐ฐ๐ In a recent interview, Harsh went full Galaxy Brain mode and declared himself a "delusional optimist" ๐ง โจ like that one dude whoโs always down to โHODLโ through a financial apocalypse. THIS IS FINE.gif ๐ฅ But Harsh, my dude, could you at least throw us some LMAO-worthy memes while you mourn your lost profits? ๐ *Leaked Developer Quote*: "We thought we were on the path to face-rolling our way to riches, but now it's like we just stepped on a LEGO in the dark... at 2 AM!" ๐ฑ๐คฆโโ๏ธ Will Dream Sports find a way to pull a stonks move after getting absolutely dumpstered by legislation? Or are they just destined to be the gaming equivalent of Blockbuster meeting Netflix? ๐ค๐ Strapped in for that wild ride, fam! ๐ UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, Dream11 will pivot to selling Gacha-style vending machines in Indian subway stations... and honestly? Based! ๐ตโ๐ซ๐ฅ๐
