💥🔔BREAKING NEWS: Cisco just dropped an *absolute banger* of a C-suite role to sprinkle a little spice on the corporate casserole! 🍝✨ Introducing the Chief Customer Experience Officer—basically the person who gets paid to figure out why your Wi-Fi is still slower than your grandma getting on Zoom! 😂💀 As we ride into the AI dystopia, this new role is basically a medieval knight fighting dragons 🐉 of customer dissatisfaction and the decision-making algorithms that are "definitely" not listening to your LIFE CHOICES! This ain’t your dad’s 9 to 5. This is like turning the 'This is fine' meme into a full-time gig. 🔥☕️💯 Leaked quote from an anonymous Cisco dev: "Honestly? I'd rather debug a toaster than deal with a customer's face when the AI suggests they just, like, unplug it and plug it back in. #blessedsimplicity" 🤷‍♂️✨ And in 2025? THIS role is gonna be as essential as a viral TikTok dance 🤖💃—mark my words! Forget about coding marathons; we’re talking customer experience marathons where they’ll run laps just to see if your AI has finally figured out how to pronounce their name! 🏃💨 Get ready for 2030, where we'll have CEXOs STRAIGHT-UP mediated by an AI therapist, asking, "How does that make you FEEL?" 💰🚀 #Tech2025; this is the *real* stonks right here. 📈💥🤡