🚨🚨 Breaking News! 🚨🚨 Tesla's most affordable Cybertruck, aka the Long Range version, has been officially thrown into the digital dumpster after just FIVE MONTHS. 🗑️💔 Can we all get a collective “yikes?” 😬 This thing was supposed to be the budget-friendly option at a jaw-dropping $69,990 💸💸 – because who doesn’t want to pay their house deposit for a truck? 🏠🚗 Elon Musk's master plan flopped harder than my last TikTok dance attempt. 🔥💀 “We thought we could make a cheap truck, but the truck gods said ‘Nah, fam!’” said a leaked Tesla developer who definitely doesn’t have a coffee addiction. ☕💩 Meanwhile, the RWD version was stripped down like an IKEA table on “assembly-required Wednesday.” Sounds like a bad episode of “Pimp My Ride” where they forgot to take the car in entirely. Womp womp. Now we’re stuck with all-wheel drive starting at $79,990 AND the Cyberbeast for a cool $114,990. 🤖💰 Is this a truck or a SpaceX launch?! Stonks or cringe? You decide! 📈🚀 🔥🔥 Hot Take Alert: In 5 years, we’ll ALL be driving Cybertrucks that can transform into mini battle tanks. ✊🤖 No cap. 🧢🚚🚀 Share this if you think Elon should stick to rockets! 🌌💥