🚨💥BREAKING: Web Browsers Now More Dangerous Than Your Ex 💔🦠 Yo, fam! 💀 Did you hear?! Browsers are officially the new war zone, and your favorite snacks are about to turn into SHREDS of your security! 😱🚀 We've got Scattered Spider lurking in the dark web like that one relative during Thanksgiving, ready to ruin your whole vibe! 🎉🤡✨ Apparently, **80% of security incidents** are now jumping out of your Chrome tabs like it's a horror movie! 🎬📈 “It's fine,” says IT, while drinking overpriced green juice at their desk like that dog in the burning room meme. 🙃🔥😩 And let's be real: every time you hit "Allow" on those terrible permissions, you might as well be opening a portal to doom. 🤖💰 Here's a secret "leaked" developer convo: Dev 1: "Should we patch this vulnerability?" Dev 2: "Nah, let’s let the spider party! 🍕🕷️” So yeah, if your browser starts throwing shade, just remember: YOU DID THIS TO YOURSELF. 😂😂💀 Prediction: In five years, we'll be sedating our browsers with memes instead of security updates. They will be so self-aware that they'll refuse to open pages unless we properly meme them first. This is the way. FR FR. 👀✨💥 Share this with your friends and let’s get this chaos trending! 🚨🔥 #Stonks #BrowserWars #RIPCyberSecurity