🚨💰BREAKING: It’s time to *level up* the gaming world, and guess who just hit the jackpot? 👀🎮 Jared Kushner, aka Mr. “I Only Take Meetings If They’re in Saudi Arabia,” has teamed up with Egon Durban (no, not the ghostbuster) for a play that’s as spicy as a TikTok dance challenge! 🤡🔥 Rumor has it that they’re about to snag a 5% slice of EA—yep, that EA! The company that brings you FIFA every year so you can pay for the same game with slightly shinier graphics. 📈💀 Talk about stonks! 💸✨ In a leaked Zoom call (👀), Kushner reportedly said: "If I can make a deal in the desert, I can make a deal for FIFA!" to which Durban replied: “Bro, just don’t add loot boxes to your *political portfolio*.” 😂💀 Meanwhile, gamers are like: “This is fine”—fire everywhere, but we’re still getting our Madden updates. 😩🔥 🎉 *Hot Take Alert:* In 2030, we'll be trading digital camels for FIFA points! Get ready for some mega cringe with NFTs of past EA games. No cap! 🤖🚀💥 Wake up, fam! This is the ultimate crossover we didn’t ask for but might just deserve! 🎮✌️💥