🚨🎉 BREAKING CHAOS ALERT! 🎉🚨 Elon Musk posted about ketamine and Putin and BOOM! 💥 The New York Times just got their hands on his secret sauce—A.K.A. his security clearances 💌🔑. Who knew Musk's Twitter fingers could be so *informative*? 😂💀 So, the story goes like this: Elon was out here like “Hey guys, just dropped some K and DM’d Putin 😬👀,” and the judge was like, “Hold up, buddy, the world needs to know what shady clearance you got! 🚓” Can someone say #stolenstonks? 💸 In a leaked convo, Elon was probably like, "Whaaat? I thought it was all chill? I just wanted to vibe like 'This is fine' meme style!" 🔥🤖. And the judge responds, "Nah fam, no privacy if you’re out here spilling tea on X like it’s hot gossip!" ☕️💦 Now for my hot take: Next up, Musk will launch a ketamine-fueled, Putin-approved NFT collection that doubles as your security badge—because why not? 🚀🔥 Oh, and it’ll cost you 0.69 ETH. 💰😂 Stay wild, techies! 🚀✨ #MemeLordsUnite