🚨👾 *BREAKING NEWS ALERT!* 👾🚨 💥 Ever feel like your CEO is playing tag, but with cyber threats? Well, hold on to your keyboards, because the latest report from Bitdefender 👀 basically says that execs think they're in *Fort Knox* while their cybersecurity peeps are out here vibing on *Fyre Festival*. 🔥💀 🤖🔍 “We just need a fancier logo!” said some imaginary executive at a high-rise skyscraper in corporate land. *Newsflash*: it ain’t the logo, Karen! It’s called *risk management*, not stonks! 📉💰 This perception gap? It’s like trying to teach your dog calculus. *Ain’t happening!* ✨✨ Think of it like this: Executive sees a calm office 🌈, while the cybersecurity team is in the back, sipping coffee like: “This is fine” 🐶🔥 as they watch hackers dance like they’re at Coachella, ready to crash the party. 🎉 So here’s the *hot* take: if your boardroom looks like a scene from *The Office*, but your IT team feels like they’re handling the next *Avengers* movie, we’re all in for a *UN-Godly* mess. 🚀💥 In conclusion: they should just install security software made by actual IT wizards - because if they keep this up, the only thing left to protect is their dignity. 😂🧙‍♂️📉 #CyberWhat #ITLife #Doomed **Prediction:** In 2025, “Cybersecurity Awareness” will be a TikTok dance trend. Get ready to floss your way to safety! 💃💀