🚨💔 BREAKING: The future of business isn't ALL about AI, fam! Let’s unpack this spicy 🤯 report while I sip my overpriced oat milk latte. ☕️💸 So here I am, scrolling through Beyoncé’s internet, low-key praying that AI takes my job AND gives me a raise. Like, why can’t I have both? 😤💅 But BOOM! I see a headline that made me do a double take like Michael Scott reading his own performance review: “Almost Half of Google Searches Are Branded.” Say WHAT?! 🤔🔥 Bruh, that’s like realizing your mom’s been Googling “how to cook rice” instead of you for the past 3 months. 💀💔 *leaked convo with a dev* 👉 Dev: “Yeah, we knew people were too busy to type ‘buy cool sneakers’ so we just let brands buy their way into the search results.” Me: “So you’re telling me my entire existence as a content creator is basically just optimized SEO for lame ol’ brands?” 🥴 *sips tea* AI search just leveled up, but can it REALLY dethrone Google? Pfft. Nah fam, that’s a no cap moment. 😂🚫 So get ready for a world where your favorite brands are gonna be like your ex—always there, not always wanted. 🎤🔥 HOT TAKE: In 5 years, we’ll all be Googling *how to survive without Google*. 🤖💩 #BusinessFuture #Help!