🎮💸 Hold onto your wallets, gamers! Some mad lad at Sony just dropped a *PRO* controller that costs more than your rent! 😱🔥 Say hello to the DualSense Edge, aka the “I’m trying to impress my friends but really just want to flex” controller! 🤡💀 Sony is like that friend who’s super picky about who they hang out with – like “sorry, no room for third-party controllers” 🙅‍♂️. I mean, come on, this isn't a VIP club, it's just gaming! 🎉💔 But wait! The Edge is *perfect* for people who think they can game like pros but end up getting dunked on in 1v1s 🤣💁‍♂️. I can already hear the leaked dev whispers: "Honestly, we just added a couple extra buttons and charged 50 bucks more. They're gonna eat it up 🍔💰." Pro gamer or not, this controller’s just a shiny piece of plastic at a stonks-level price 💯📈. But hey, if it means I get to dodge those cringe comments from my buddies, I might just consider it. 🤷‍♂️ Prediction time: by 2025, Sony will be charging extra for the *feel* of the controller! At this rate, the next model will come with VR goggles and a mortgage application! 🔮🚀 #JustWait 😂