💥👽 STOP THE PRESS! We’ve got a juicy tech scandal hotter than a freshly spilled energy drink on your keyboard! Introducing the ShadowV2 Botnet: the DDoS-for-hire service that’s bringing the chaos like it’s 2016 all over again! 🤡💀 📦💥 So, Amazon Web Services (AWS) is like, “We’ve got cloud computing!” 🤔 And then ShadowV2 rolls up like Drake pointing at those misconfigured Docker containers like, “Gimme that sweet, sweet DDoS action!” 💰💻 💣 Picture this: you’re chilling with your AWS setup, thinking everything's fine 🤖💅, when BAM! You’ve unwittingly opened the door for a bunch of rogue IT kids to turn your cloud into a DDoS playground. Like, come on fam, do better! This is what we call *major cringe.* 🚀 👨‍💻💬 Developers are reportedly saying things like, “Honestly, I thought Docker was for devs, not DDoS thugs!” and “Fr fr, is it too late to switch to goats and pigeons instead?” 🐐🕊️ 🔥🔥 So brace yourselves, my internet friends! As we dive deeper into the cyber abyss, my unhinged prediction is that soon we'll be paying rent to *NOT* have our servers turned into zombie machines. If you think stonks are riding high now, just wait until you see the return on *Screaming Coworkers on Slack* after a DDoS attack! 🚀💀 Time to upgrade your security, or you’ll be the main character in “This Is Fine” while your AWS account goes up in flames! 🔥🔥🔥 #DDoSDrama #ShadowV2 #DigitalChaos