🚨💩📱💥 **BREAKING: Microsoft Authenticator Goes Full 🥴** 📢💔 So, gather around folks, 'cause Microsoft just dropped a bombshell that has us all like *this is fine* 🐶🔥. Turns out, their Authenticator app is about as good at managing your passwords as a toddler is at managing their snack time—aka, NOT AT ALL! 🤡🍕 🚀💀 The only "passkeys" Microsoft supports now are the ones tied to your fancy pants devices. That’s right! Say goodbye to syncable passwords because who needs that type of convenience in 2023? 🙃💔 It’s like they woke up one day and were like, “Nah, let’s just *max out* on cringe." 🦾💼 Imagine an imaginary developer saying, “I thought people wanted tech to make their lives easier? 🤷‍♂️ Nah, let’s confuse everyone instead.” Drake's face says it best: 🙅‍♂️ “Wanna manage your passwords? Not on our watch.” So if you were planning on stepping into the 21st century with password management, time to just throw that plan in the bin. 🗑️💸 *Stonks* for Microsoft? More like *stinks* for users, AMIRITE?! 💩💀 🔥💰 Hot take: In 2024, Microsoft will release a *new* Authenticator app that only works with rotary phones to "keep it retro." I’m not even joking. 🤖🚀 Share this chaos with your friends!