🚨👀 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE CYBER UNDERWORLD! 🎭💻 So we just found out that China's APTs (Advanced Persistent Trolls, amirite? 😂) are pulling some sneaky shenanigans by launching FAKE Dalai Lama apps! That’s right folks, the *actual* Dalai Lama's b-day party (the big 9-0! 🎉🥳) is getting gatecrashed by some wannabe hackers! Like, chill guys, he may be enlightened but y’all are just *enlightened* in the “let’s spy on people” genre. CRINGE 😬💀 These digital ninjas are running two campaigns called Operation GhostChat and Operation PhantomPrayers. Sounds more like the plot of a bad Netflix movie than espionage. 😂📺 It’s like they sat down and said, “How do we ruin someone’s birthday party AND violate their privacy at the same time?” #balance 💰 Developer "source" 👀: “We were just trying to be good spies but now we’re #justhereforclout.” Let’s be real, this is the tech equivalent of bringing a potato salad to a rave – completely inappropriate and no one asked for it. 🎉🔥 🌌🚀 So here’s a spicy prediction: In a *totally* unexpected twist in 2025, the Dalai Lama will drop a diss track about these hackers, and it’ll go VIRAL! 🚀🔥 Y’all better be ready for *SPIRITUAL BEEPS* – the only type of eavesdropping you’ll want on your playlist! 🔥🎶 #SpiritualBeats #stonkstowardsthefuture