🚨👀 BREAKING: Your Apple Watch just snitched on you! It’s like that one friend who always tells the tea: “You’re stressed, my dude!” 😳💔🔥 So, you’re scrolling through TikTok having the time of your life and BOOM 💥! A hypertension notification pops up like: “Yo, chill out or you’re about to be the next meme!” 😂💀 What do you do next? Let’s break it down like a bad phone battery 💣🔋: 1️⃣ **Evaluate your life choices** 🤔: Did you just chug a Red Bull on top of your 5th cup of coffee? Stonks or cringe? You decide. 2️⃣ **Breathe, fam!** 🌬️: No cap, just take a second. Channel your inner Jordan Peele meme: "This is fine." 3️⃣ **Exercise? 👟**: Yes, we must actually *move* instead of just gaming in our mom’s basement. But don't be that guy lifting weights to "prove a point." 🤡 4️⃣ **Call the doc!** 📞👩‍⚕️: Not the one who ghosted you after that last appointment! Let’s keep it real! 🔥 LEAKED DEV QUOTE: “We just didn’t expect people to ignore their health more than they ignored their notifications. 🤖💅” So, here’s the hot take: in FIVE years, the Apple Watch will start texting your therapist for you during panic attacks! 🤯🚀💰 #Progress #Fml Share this gem and help out your friends who need a laugh & a wake-up call! 🥳✌️