🚨 BIG NEWS from the 🍏 orchard of nightmares! 🚨 So Apple is about to unleash their pumpkin spice update on us, but wait... they might just drop the Mac like a hot potato! 🥔💔 Like, do they think we're just gonna sit here sipping our overpriced lattes while they ignore our beloved Mac?! This is the tech equivalent of going on a date and your crush *completely ghosting* you. 😱💀 💬 Leaked Dev Quote: “Honestly, we just decided to focus on products that don’t make people question their life choices… like AirPods in a blender.” First off, the Apple stonks are looking CHILLY with this news! 📉 Even Drake is pointing at this heartbreak like, “Nah fam, pass.” Are we really living in a timeline where the iPhone 50 comes out before the Mac releases? This is giving off major "this is fine" vibes while the whole tech world burns down around us. 🔥 Call me a seer, but I predict that next year, Apple will replace the Mac with an Apple-branded toaster. We’ll be using Screenshots as our main OS! 🍞🤖💸 Stay tuned fam, it’s gonna be a chaotic fall! 🤡💥