🚨💉 BREAKING: RFK Jr.'s anti-vax squad just pulled off a move that even the world’s worst chess player would call “yikes.” 🤡💀 They’re out here like “let’s ditch MMRV recommendations” like it’s a dated meme. The Advisory Committee on Immunization Practices (ACIP) just gave us a real-life "this is fine" meme moment while sipping their toxic Kool-Aid. 🥴🔥 Picture this: RFK Jr. strutting into the meeting, everyone doing the Drake pointing at sound medical advice. “No cap, let’s make vaccines so cringe that even *Ron Swanson* would be facepalming!” 💀 But who needs science when you’ve got vibes? 😤🤖 Leaked convo alert! 📞 “Yo, bro, replacing science with conspiracy theories? Based!” “Bruh, we might as well throw a ‘Free Candy’ sign on the side of the CDC!” So, before long, we’ll have kids running around like they're in a real-life game of “survival of the fittest,” minus the fitness. 💰🚀 Here’s a hot take: if they keep this up, the only thing between us and pure chaos is a meme campaign featuring a cartoon virus claiming its “right to party” at children’s birthday bashes. Mark my words, that’ll be the next TikTok trend. 🎉👾🥳