🔥💀 BREAKING: Your Android phone just got ATTACKED by the latest villain in the cyber world: AntiDot 😱🦠—the malware that’s less “anti-” and more “COWABUNGA, BETCHA THOUGHT YOU WERE SAFE” 😅🚀. 🌊 With over **3,775** devices compromised, AntiDot ain’t just a malware; it’s a whole MOVEMENT. It's like the new TikTok dance challenge, but for hackers. 💃🕺 LARVA-398 (no, not your grandma’s gardening club) is back in business, offering malware like it’s an overpriced artisanal coffee☕️—and the nerds normalize this as Malware-as-a-Service (MaaS) 🤡🤖. “Yeah, we called it AntiDot because LARVA-398 didn’t know how to spell. #oops” – *totally legit “leaked” quote from a meme-loving dev* 🤫👨‍💻 Bruh, these dudes are literally pushing virtual overlays and NFC theft like they’re the latest iPhone upgrade! 🙃📱 Are we all gonna just accept this? “This is fine” is the new motto, apparently. Stonks go down, brain cell count goes down too! 💰📉 👀 So here’s the hot take: By 2025, malware will just slide into your phone like your ex slides into DMs. Get ready for AntiDot 2.0: the “I’m sorry, we’re not available for malware today” edition! 💔💀 #PredictingTheFuture #CyberChaos